Palin provides more great TV

It's almost scary how well Tina Fey does Palin. Scary in not just looks, but the material which is suppose to be satire is almost verbatim what's coming out of her mouth. She's the best thing to come along for political satirists since Dan Quale.

This is what happens when you make decisions based on "gut feelings" instead of your head. The McCain ticket is paying the price.

Palin/Couric interview



Palin/Hillary Clinton



The funny is almost non-stop...

The ultimate fashion accessory. Wings.

I ran across these today and just had to share. For that techno girl that has everything. I'm not sure what you would wear them to, but you would sure be the one whom everyone was staring at.

The Cybertek wings work on the theory of pneumatic power as they are recharged over a period of 5 – 10 minutes by using air pressure. Once recharged however, these stunning wings will extend and retract (very similar to that of a bird’s wings) approximately 7 times. The wings have a retracted wingspan of 2 ft and an extended wingspan of 6 ft and are a mere 7.5 lbs, making this techno-garment light and easy enough to utilize on a day to day basis.

The Cybertek wings are also fully customizable and you are able to change the tips at random with the variable colour choices that you require, making these gadgets a dream for fashion, music and dress-up events. They work wonders in fashion shoots too and if you’re feeling adventurous (or rich as these carbon fibre, extruded aluminium wings will set you back $1000) then you can wear them anywhere you want. Wherever that might be...

If you want to rush out and get a pair, you can find them here. Enjoy.

The Palin Ploy. Will it work?

Old and busted: Obamamania. The new hotness: Palinmania.



With Palin just finishing her Vogue photo shoot, it's painfully obvious she is becoming just as much a celebrity as Obama.

Where Obama once lead McCain by very large margins in the polls, most are now showing even numbers or McCain ahead, no doubt due to Palin's smexy popularity.

Both sides seem to have stopped talking about the issues and this has now denigrated into the "Campaign of Distractions," full of smoke and mirrors, sound and fury, yet signifying nothing. So why not play the hot chick card? I call it the Palin Ploy. A brilliant stroke of subterfuge from the oldest man to run for President in US history. Who cares what anyone stands for or what either will do for us when they get into office? We have a cast of characters now in both parties that will keep us up blogging for years to come...

But lets face it, we aren't the only ones with hot chicks in politics. So it must work.

These are some of the hottest MILFs in politics, both past and present:




Yulia Volodymyrivna Tymoshenko (Ukrainian: Юлія Володимирівна Тимошенко ['julijɑ ʋɔlɔ'dɪmɪriʋnɑ tɪmɔ'ʃɛnkɔ]Julia Volodymyrivna Tymošenko) (born on November 27, 1960) is a Ukrainian politician and current Prime Minister of Ukraine. She is leader of the All-Ukrainian Union "Fatherland" party and the Yulia Tymoshenko Bloc.




Ilona Staller (complete name Anna Ilona Staller or Italianized as Anna Elena Staller, 26 November 1951), also known by her stage name Cicciolina, is a Hungarian-born Italian porn-star and occasional singer, turned politician and the first hardcore performer in the world to be elected to a democratic parliament^{[citation needed]}. She became famous around the world for flashing her breasts in public.

María Eva Duarte de Perón (May 7, 1919 – July 26, 1952) was the second wife of President Juan Domingo Perón (1895–1974) and served as the First Lady of Argentina from 1946 until her death in 1952. She is often referred to as simply Eva Perón, or by the affectionate Spanish language diminutive Evita, which literally translates into English as "Little Eva".



Belinda Caroline Stronach, PC, MP (born May 2, 1966 in Newmarket, Ontario) is a Canadian businessperson, philanthropist, politician, and a Liberal Member of Parliament (MP) in the Canadian House of Commons. From May 17, 2005 to February 6, 2006, she was the Minister of Human Resources and Skills Development and Minister responsible for Democratic Renewal. According to Canadian protocol, as a member of the Queen's Privy Council for Canada, she is styled The Honourable Belinda Stronach.



Cristina Elisabet Fernández de Kirchner (born February 19, 1953), commonly known as Cristina Fernández or Cristina Kirchner, is an Argentine lawyer and politician from the Justicialist Party and the current President of Argentina. She is the wife of former President of Argentina Néstor Kirchner. Before assuming the presidency she was a Senator for Buenos Aires Province and acted as First Lady during her husband's term.



Benazir Bhutto (Sindhi: بينظير ڀٽو, Urdu: بینظیر بھٹو, IPA: [beːnəziːɾ b^ɦʊʈːoː]) (June 21, 1953 – December 27, 2007) was a Pakistani politician who chaired the Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP), a centre-left political party in Pakistan. Bhutto was the first woman elected to lead a Muslim state,^[5] having twice been Prime Minister of Pakistan (1988–1990; 1993–1996). She was Pakistan's first and to date only female prime minister.



Helena C. Guergis, PC, MP (pronounced: [ˈdʒɔ:ɹdʒɪs]) (born February 19, 1969) is a Canadian politician. She has represented Simcoe—Grey in the Canadian House of Commons since 2004, and was appointed Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs, International Trade and Sport on January 4, 2007. Guergis is a member of the Conservative Party.



Rania, Queen of Jordan (Arabic: رانيا العبدالله) (born Rania Al-Yassin on August 31, 1970), is the spouse of King Abdullah II of Jordan.



Ronalee "Rona" Ambrose, PC, MP (born March 15, 1969 in Valleyview, Alberta) is Canada's current Minister of Intergovernmental Affairs, Minister of Western Economic Diversification and President of the Queen's Privy Council for Canada. She has been a Conservative member of the Canadian House of Commons from Edmonton–Spruce Grove since 2004. She is a former communication consultant and public policy consultant for the Alberta government. When the Conservative party was in opposition, she served as its Intergovermental Affairs critic. Ambrose has a Bachelor of Arts from the University of Victoria and a Master of Arts degree in political science from the University of Alberta.



Tanja Tellervo Karpela (née Vienonen; previously Karpela and Saarela. b. August 22, 1970, Salo, Finland) is a Finnish Member of Parliament and a former Finnish Minister of Culture, a position she held from 2003 to 2007.

And the Russians aren't immune either, check this out "5 female Russian politicians pose nude."

What can I say? Sex sells.

Sarah Palin action figures + BJDs = WIN!

Two things I want to discuss. Sarah Palin Action Figures, and Ball Jointed Dolls.

Let's get serious here for a second — something which rarely happens with me — and let's talk about the target market for the Palin dolls. Do you really think these are for kids? Anyone who has a kid that still plays with dolls knows they would be ridiculed if they were ever stupid enough to present their child with one.

So ... who are they for? Only two ideas come to my mind. Either they are for Democrats who are too lazy to make their own voodoo dolls or they are for men who think Mrs. Palin is a MILF and need some tool to fantasize with.

So in the case of the latter, let's talk about the new craze sweeping the world from Japan, the ones who gave you Manga, Pokemon and Hello Kitty. Yes, I'm talking about Ball Jointed Dolls. The knee high variety seem to be the most popular.

"Already huge in Japan and South Korea, these hand-sculpted, hand-painted, anatomically correct and eerily lifelike dolls are gaining popularity with American enthusiasts."—Nancy Mullane, NPR



It only makes sense, right? I mean why not just make a better doll for what it will be used for and be done with it?

Admit it. You know you want one...

Shoppin' with Palin

In my last post on Palin I mentioned how everyone is busy looking for pictures of her in a swimsuit or her pageant photos. So far I've not seen anything legit emerge. Which leads me to the entire point of this post and the headline I chose.

Since no photo's have as of yet been uploaded to the web, people have been getting creative with Photoshop and creating their own. One was so good it actually fooled a CNN reporter.

OGUNNAIKE: And that's what she is going to have to guard against. I mean, McCain has been really good about painting Obama as this lightweight, using the word "celebrity" as a pejorative. They don't want to have a boomerang effect. They don't want that to come back on Sarah Palin, and people say, yes, she looks good in a bikini clutching an AK-47, but is she equipped to run the country?— LOLOA OGUNNAIKE, CNN ENTERTAINMENT CORRESPONDENT

The photo above is the one that fooled her.

The real photo is here:



But why stop there? Here are a few more photos of favorite Palin shops...








How can I tell they are all "shopped"? Well I'm glad you asked because it segues nicely into another favorite meme of mine...



This is one of my favorite McCain Photoshops:



OK, that's enough for now. Hope you enjoyed the show. I'll leave you with a real picture of Palin from her college days wearing a t-shirt celebrating her boobies.

Rick Astley on his meme

In a rather interesting case of synchronicity this morning, I ran across an article from The Guardian published today where Rick Astley was talking about and grading the various Rick Rolls circulating the internet.



Basketball Roll

A college basketball match is interrupted when some red haired dude dressed in a suspiciously familiar grey mac stalks the bleachers miming to... Cue lots of ornery looking parents and confused cheerleaders.

Rick: "It's really weird seeing someone impersonating you. But at the same time Vic Reeves' impersonation of me is one of the highlights of my life. I think it's one of the best things ever. I've just been to Manila performing, and there was a guy who was a film star there at the gig. He sang Never Gonna Give You Up with me and he was hilarious. I have fun with my past, I don't carry it around in a bag with me."

Barack roll

Edited footage of his royal Obamaness, dancing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, spliced with bits of his speeches to look and sound as if he's singing the track.

Rick: "I don't trust politicians. I think that by the time they've made it, with the concessions they've had to make in that position, I don't believe they still have the beliefs they had at the root. I think it's going to be interesting because he'll be the first black president. I'd be interested to see what black people in America really see him as - a 'black person' or a democrat who happens to have dark skin. I can't get my head around it. I also have a horrible feeling that he won't last very long. It's kind of depressing."

Fox roll

April Fool's Day came in hilarious spurts for that famously mirthful news network Fox. "Project Virgle" was the name of the first permanent human colony on Mars co-funded by Virgin and Google. It didn't exist of course but was reported by Fox. "Cut to VT" and it actually cut to...

Rick: "Fair play to them for putting it on national TV. The biggest thing I heard on April Fool's Day was that if you went to YouTube every one of the videos on the homepage Rick Roll'd and went to Never Gonna Give You Up. They got in touch with me about that and asked if I wanted to get to do something for it. But I said no thanks - it's been nice to be forgotten."

Hitler roll

A subverted scene from Oliver Hirschbiegel's film about Hitler's last days, Downfall. Here, Hitler is going over possible rap acts that will play his birthday party (Snoop, a reunited NWA). A henchman tells Adolf that Dr Dre has emailed the Fuhrer a link to his latest release. Hitler doesn't find it very amusing.

Rick: "Oh god! That's not as bad as Reich Roll'd though - footage of Hitler giving all his infamous speeches overdubbed with Never Gonna Give You Up. That's pushing it. I'm 42 and I could have had a tangible connection to anything from world war two. For the younger generation though it's ancient history, so it's probably not too distasteful to them."

Scientology roll

Xenu was kicked to the kerb, when a post pointing to a "Scientology Video Channel" was actually... yes you guessed it.

Rick: "That's kind of spooky that one. 'Scientology' always makes me think of that movie V where that woman takes off her mask of human flesh to reveal her true, alien self. I know that I'll probably be off Tom Cruise's Christmas list for saying that. Did I see the Oprah couch jump? No it's kind of hard to watch that... You never know if that was a publicity stunt or whatever. But he can do whatever he wants - he's one of the biggest, most bankable stars in the world isn't he?

Station roll

A huge crowd of "real" people get together at Liverpool Street Station in London to sing Never Gonna Give You Up in unison. Lots of camera phones, drunk City boys and missed trains to Wivenhoe.

Rick: "Someone emailed me about this. He'd received a chain email and called me up a couple of days before. It happened on a Friday at 6pm. By the evening it was all over YouTube. I watched those, it was so funny to get everyone in Liverpool Street Station to sing a pop song from 1987."

· See also: KISS get rolled; New York Met fans vote on a new theme... all these and more can be found at tinyurl.com/guiderickrolls

Speaking of new kinds of "Rick Rolls", this god-awful thing is starting to make it's rounds. This Muppets version is one of my favorites and finally is a scary Rick Roll. Finally, here's yet another site on everything Rick. Have fun!







Now that I've given you so much ammo, go out and troll all the local forums!

Barack Roll Upgrade!

Ever clicked on a link in a thread only to find out you've been "Rick Roll'd"? 

Well guess what?

You can now upgrade your snark with a Barack Roll!

Check it!

If this isn't cool, I don't know what is...lol