Palin provides more great TV

It's almost scary how well Tina Fey does Palin. Scary in not just looks, but the material which is suppose to be satire is almost verbatim what's coming out of her mouth. She's the best thing to come along for political satirists since Dan Quale.

This is what happens when you make decisions based on "gut feelings" instead of your head. The McCain ticket is paying the price.

Palin/Couric interview



Palin/Hillary Clinton



The funny is almost non-stop...

Sarah Palin action figures + BJDs = WIN!

Two things I want to discuss. Sarah Palin Action Figures, and Ball Jointed Dolls.

Let's get serious here for a second — something which rarely happens with me — and let's talk about the target market for the Palin dolls. Do you really think these are for kids? Anyone who has a kid that still plays with dolls knows they would be ridiculed if they were ever stupid enough to present their child with one.

So ... who are they for? Only two ideas come to my mind. Either they are for Democrats who are too lazy to make their own voodoo dolls or they are for men who think Mrs. Palin is a MILF and need some tool to fantasize with.

So in the case of the latter, let's talk about the new craze sweeping the world from Japan, the ones who gave you Manga, Pokemon and Hello Kitty. Yes, I'm talking about Ball Jointed Dolls. The knee high variety seem to be the most popular.

"Already huge in Japan and South Korea, these hand-sculpted, hand-painted, anatomically correct and eerily lifelike dolls are gaining popularity with American enthusiasts."—Nancy Mullane, NPR



It only makes sense, right? I mean why not just make a better doll for what it will be used for and be done with it?

Admit it. You know you want one...

Shoppin' with Palin

In my last post on Palin I mentioned how everyone is busy looking for pictures of her in a swimsuit or her pageant photos. So far I've not seen anything legit emerge. Which leads me to the entire point of this post and the headline I chose.

Since no photo's have as of yet been uploaded to the web, people have been getting creative with Photoshop and creating their own. One was so good it actually fooled a CNN reporter.

OGUNNAIKE: And that's what she is going to have to guard against. I mean, McCain has been really good about painting Obama as this lightweight, using the word "celebrity" as a pejorative. They don't want to have a boomerang effect. They don't want that to come back on Sarah Palin, and people say, yes, she looks good in a bikini clutching an AK-47, but is she equipped to run the country?— LOLOA OGUNNAIKE, CNN ENTERTAINMENT CORRESPONDENT

The photo above is the one that fooled her.

The real photo is here:



But why stop there? Here are a few more photos of favorite Palin shops...








How can I tell they are all "shopped"? Well I'm glad you asked because it segues nicely into another favorite meme of mine...



This is one of my favorite McCain Photoshops:



OK, that's enough for now. Hope you enjoyed the show. I'll leave you with a real picture of Palin from her college days wearing a t-shirt celebrating her boobies.

Republicans in power = Awesome TV

Let's face it, when it comes to political satire, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert win hands down. And who gives them all the wonderful material daily? Republicans! Let's face it, making fun of Democrats just isn't all that funny.

Aside from all the Bushisms and other right-wing scandels that had us howling in laughter from those two over the past 8 years, I submit this clip which is pure comedy gold:




Now I ask you, who doesn't want 8 more years of this kind of quality TV?

If ya ask me, it's reason enough to vote McCain + MILF ticket.