The Psych Wars, Begun They Have...

Actually the war has been going on for quite some time, it's only that YOU haven't heard about it is all.

Lately this war has hit main stream big time. And It's time you have been made aware!

Hey, the name "Barack Hussein Obama" gives much fodder to the xenophobic's in this country to work with, you have to admit.

Let's break this down...

Barack rhymes with Iraq, Hussein (Saddam Hussein) is so much fun and finally, the "coup de grace" Obama is only one syllable away from Osama!

So what we have here is a name to be seriously fukked with people!

This wasn't lost on CNN: What's In a Name.





And honestly, who hasn't flubbed this?
















Or it could just be racist...lol



Hey, let's face it, negative politics works here, the majority of Americans living in Southern states still believe Osama, Opps! I mean Obama is not only a Muslim, but will either destroy our country because of being a Muslim, or because so many believe he is the "messiah" further fueling the fire of ignorant Evangelicals wishing Obama is the Anti-Christ they have been waiting for all their lives...

And since this has become a race based on association, "terrorist" has nothing to do with Ayres at all, after all, who thinks of Viet Nam war protesters?

Seriously?!

In this day and age, the word "Terrorist" is associated with "Muslims" And who better to associate that with than one who has a "terrorist" name?

Let's be serious for a moment, Most Americans who go into that voting booth will have have a hard time voting for a black, but in this day, a Muslim who is at war with America?

Yeah, it's not so easy....

But can we as Americans vote fear yet again, putting into office those who so often make decisions "with their gut" or do we want people who can rise above that and make decisions with a different part of their anatomy...maybe with their brain?

I know, intelligence isn't something that many care about here, but if you take a look at history, whenever intelligence was killed, say the USSR, in the long run, they didn't do well...

Think about it....

Palin provides more great TV

It's almost scary how well Tina Fey does Palin. Scary in not just looks, but the material which is suppose to be satire is almost verbatim what's coming out of her mouth. She's the best thing to come along for political satirists since Dan Quale.

This is what happens when you make decisions based on "gut feelings" instead of your head. The McCain ticket is paying the price.

Palin/Couric interview



Palin/Hillary Clinton



The funny is almost non-stop...

The Palin Ploy. Will it work?

Old and busted: Obamamania. The new hotness: Palinmania.



With Palin just finishing her Vogue photo shoot, it's painfully obvious she is becoming just as much a celebrity as Obama.

Where Obama once lead McCain by very large margins in the polls, most are now showing even numbers or McCain ahead, no doubt due to Palin's smexy popularity.

Both sides seem to have stopped talking about the issues and this has now denigrated into the "Campaign of Distractions," full of smoke and mirrors, sound and fury, yet signifying nothing. So why not play the hot chick card? I call it the Palin Ploy. A brilliant stroke of subterfuge from the oldest man to run for President in US history. Who cares what anyone stands for or what either will do for us when they get into office? We have a cast of characters now in both parties that will keep us up blogging for years to come...

But lets face it, we aren't the only ones with hot chicks in politics. So it must work.

These are some of the hottest MILFs in politics, both past and present:




Yulia Volodymyrivna Tymoshenko (Ukrainian: Юлія Володимирівна Тимошенко ['julijɑ ʋɔlɔ'dɪmɪriʋnɑ tɪmɔ'ʃɛnkɔ]Julia Volodymyrivna Tymošenko) (born on November 27, 1960) is a Ukrainian politician and current Prime Minister of Ukraine. She is leader of the All-Ukrainian Union "Fatherland" party and the Yulia Tymoshenko Bloc.




Ilona Staller (complete name Anna Ilona Staller or Italianized as Anna Elena Staller, 26 November 1951), also known by her stage name Cicciolina, is a Hungarian-born Italian porn-star and occasional singer, turned politician and the first hardcore performer in the world to be elected to a democratic parliament^{[citation needed]}. She became famous around the world for flashing her breasts in public.

María Eva Duarte de Perón (May 7, 1919 – July 26, 1952) was the second wife of President Juan Domingo Perón (1895–1974) and served as the First Lady of Argentina from 1946 until her death in 1952. She is often referred to as simply Eva Perón, or by the affectionate Spanish language diminutive Evita, which literally translates into English as "Little Eva".



Belinda Caroline Stronach, PC, MP (born May 2, 1966 in Newmarket, Ontario) is a Canadian businessperson, philanthropist, politician, and a Liberal Member of Parliament (MP) in the Canadian House of Commons. From May 17, 2005 to February 6, 2006, she was the Minister of Human Resources and Skills Development and Minister responsible for Democratic Renewal. According to Canadian protocol, as a member of the Queen's Privy Council for Canada, she is styled The Honourable Belinda Stronach.



Cristina Elisabet Fernández de Kirchner (born February 19, 1953), commonly known as Cristina Fernández or Cristina Kirchner, is an Argentine lawyer and politician from the Justicialist Party and the current President of Argentina. She is the wife of former President of Argentina Néstor Kirchner. Before assuming the presidency she was a Senator for Buenos Aires Province and acted as First Lady during her husband's term.



Benazir Bhutto (Sindhi: بينظير ڀٽو, Urdu: بینظیر بھٹو, IPA: [beːnəziːɾ b^ɦʊʈːoː]) (June 21, 1953 – December 27, 2007) was a Pakistani politician who chaired the Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP), a centre-left political party in Pakistan. Bhutto was the first woman elected to lead a Muslim state,^[5] having twice been Prime Minister of Pakistan (1988–1990; 1993–1996). She was Pakistan's first and to date only female prime minister.



Helena C. Guergis, PC, MP (pronounced: [ˈdʒɔ:ɹdʒɪs]) (born February 19, 1969) is a Canadian politician. She has represented Simcoe—Grey in the Canadian House of Commons since 2004, and was appointed Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs, International Trade and Sport on January 4, 2007. Guergis is a member of the Conservative Party.



Rania, Queen of Jordan (Arabic: رانيا العبدالله) (born Rania Al-Yassin on August 31, 1970), is the spouse of King Abdullah II of Jordan.



Ronalee "Rona" Ambrose, PC, MP (born March 15, 1969 in Valleyview, Alberta) is Canada's current Minister of Intergovernmental Affairs, Minister of Western Economic Diversification and President of the Queen's Privy Council for Canada. She has been a Conservative member of the Canadian House of Commons from Edmonton–Spruce Grove since 2004. She is a former communication consultant and public policy consultant for the Alberta government. When the Conservative party was in opposition, she served as its Intergovermental Affairs critic. Ambrose has a Bachelor of Arts from the University of Victoria and a Master of Arts degree in political science from the University of Alberta.



Tanja Tellervo Karpela (née Vienonen; previously Karpela and Saarela. b. August 22, 1970, Salo, Finland) is a Finnish Member of Parliament and a former Finnish Minister of Culture, a position she held from 2003 to 2007.

And the Russians aren't immune either, check this out "5 female Russian politicians pose nude."

What can I say? Sex sells.

Shoppin' with Palin

In my last post on Palin I mentioned how everyone is busy looking for pictures of her in a swimsuit or her pageant photos. So far I've not seen anything legit emerge. Which leads me to the entire point of this post and the headline I chose.

Since no photo's have as of yet been uploaded to the web, people have been getting creative with Photoshop and creating their own. One was so good it actually fooled a CNN reporter.

OGUNNAIKE: And that's what she is going to have to guard against. I mean, McCain has been really good about painting Obama as this lightweight, using the word "celebrity" as a pejorative. They don't want to have a boomerang effect. They don't want that to come back on Sarah Palin, and people say, yes, she looks good in a bikini clutching an AK-47, but is she equipped to run the country?— LOLOA OGUNNAIKE, CNN ENTERTAINMENT CORRESPONDENT

The photo above is the one that fooled her.

The real photo is here:



But why stop there? Here are a few more photos of favorite Palin shops...








How can I tell they are all "shopped"? Well I'm glad you asked because it segues nicely into another favorite meme of mine...



This is one of my favorite McCain Photoshops:



OK, that's enough for now. Hope you enjoyed the show. I'll leave you with a real picture of Palin from her college days wearing a t-shirt celebrating her boobies.

McCain - Walter Reed gaffe? I think not!

Sites like Daily Kos are all over a supposed gaffe by the McCain staff for showing the "wrong" picture of Walter Reed. Instead of the Army Hospital, they showed what they deem an obscure picture of a Middle School in California.

Well, I'm here to set the record straight. Nothing could be further from the truth.

The McCain campaign has already released an official statement. This is a non-story that mindless liberal lemmings are going to try and make hay over for nothing.

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Washington D.C. (AP) - Early reports this morning are suggesting that the "green screen" backdrop used by Senator McCain during his speech last night were intended to depict the Walter Reed Army Medical Center, but actually—and mistakenly—depicted Walter Reed Middle School in North Hollywood, CA. This is an inaccurate assessment of the situation.

McCain staffers thoroughly vetted a variety of locations to be used as a backdrop for the presidential nominee's speech, and settled deliberately on Walter Reed Middle School for several reasons.

The fact that it is a middle school represents the sincere connection that the McCain campaign has to middle America, the lifeblood of this great country, and further depicts our sincere appreciation of the fact that children--even children in a traditionally liberal stronghold such as California--represent the future of this great nation.

By choosing a middle school sharing the same name as the Walter Reed Medical Facility, John McCain is demonstrating his sincere appreciation and hope that the young Americans attending this facility of education will grow up to be the sort of American heroes who will one day possibly be served by the Walter Reed Hospital.

This is the great hope and fervent prayer of our candidate--that all Americans, even those not appreciated by the urban elite, recognize the potential of a hero within themselves without having to lose five and a half years of their own lives in the process. AP Reporter Pocket Ninja

Republicans in power = Awesome TV

Let's face it, when it comes to political satire, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert win hands down. And who gives them all the wonderful material daily? Republicans! Let's face it, making fun of Democrats just isn't all that funny.

Aside from all the Bushisms and other right-wing scandels that had us howling in laughter from those two over the past 8 years, I submit this clip which is pure comedy gold:




Now I ask you, who doesn't want 8 more years of this kind of quality TV?

If ya ask me, it's reason enough to vote McCain + MILF ticket.