Various useless musings, nonsensical commentary on important current events and discoveries I've made in my travels through this wonderful thing I like to call my life. Don't expect politically correct stuff here unless it's being ridiculed.
Guess what all the buzz is over the internet today? Ever since McCain announced Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate, people (guys) are looking for her swimsuit pics! Folks seem to be more interested in Sarah's 88 Ms. Alaska competition photos that her qualifications for VP.
Once perfected, will be used by the panty thief gnomes in their never-ending pursuit of profit. And of course horny boys on college campuses trying to sneak into the girls locker room. Hey, I'm getting me one of these!
Not to be confused with invisible bike...
Invisible swimming pool...
Invisible dining chair...
Or the highly creative Chinese with their cleaver use of paint.
There is a slide show of more creative camouflage located here.
I've been musing about Robert Frosts' poem "The Road Not Taken" lately which made me think about all of my journeys in life and how I always look back with fondness of the times I had, both good and bad and ponder ... just why that is?
Usually there is has been little content in the pain and suffering along that road and it's only with hindsight that I'm able to see the joy...If only I could change my daily perspective to see that every day of my life is THE jouney, I could be happy and content in the present, when it really matters.
On a side note, Fark.com had a photoshop contest today involving a street sign erected in England. Since the folks there thought it would be too costly to have the sign redone, Farkers jumped in with ideas of there own.
These were some of the better ones.
Many more were pretty farking hilarious, to see the rest, go here.
I want something clever and meaningful to go here, but as of yet, the cleverness alludes me. It could be I have nothing worthy to share with the world or maybe I'm choking the way an artist does staring at a blank canvas, I don't know.
Maybe I just need a few more shots of Gray Goose to get the creative juices flowing?
I thought of just being an idiot and posting nothing but FIRST! Because, this is my blog and I can do that kind of thing if I want, kinda like this guy:
But then that random though left and I decided to post something more substantial.
How am I doing so far?
OK, about an hour has passed and now I'm feeling something really good coming on. Oh yes, more Grey Goose...
I'm back now. OK, where was I?
I was thinking about my first blog post being an introduction, but why blow it all in the first post? Getting to know someone should be a gradual process that comes over time. Besides, it's going to take people awhile to warm up to my particular brand of humor.
I am something of an acquired taste.
Oh! I do want to leave you with something that happened to me yesterday while talking to one of my manly eclectic friends. He mentioned that he was eating quiche and asked if he was still a man because of his obvious transgression. My response? I had to ask what kind, because you know that's important. He said he didn't know (a good sign, real men never know the correct name) but did say it had bacon in it. Well with a big sign of relief I was happy to tell him that just about anything could be made manly with bacon. He was safe. But to really be on the safe side with future dining choices, he should always carry Tabasco Sauce with him. If you are ever in doubt of your food being many, all you have to do is whip that out and give it a good dousing, Tabasco makes anything manly.
And with that, I leave you pondering my first post. With luck and perseverance (and more Grey Goose) there will be many more to come.
