My First Blog!

I want something clever and meaningful to go here, but as of yet, the cleverness alludes me. It could be I have nothing worthy to share with the world or maybe I'm choking the way an artist does staring at a blank canvas, I don't know.

Maybe I just need a few more shots of Gray Goose to get the creative juices flowing?

I thought of just being an idiot and posting nothing but FIRST! Because, this is my blog and I can do that kind of thing if I want, kinda like this guy:





But then that random though left and I decided to post something more substantial.

How am I doing so far?

OK, about an hour has passed and now I'm feeling something really good coming on. Oh yes, more Grey Goose...

I'm back now. OK, where was I?

I was thinking about my first blog post being an introduction, but why blow it all in the first post? Getting to know someone should be a gradual process that comes over time. Besides, it's going to take people awhile to warm up to my particular brand of humor.

I am something of an acquired taste.

Oh! I do want to leave you with something that happened to me yesterday while talking to one of my manly eclectic friends. He mentioned that he was eating quiche and asked if he was still a man because of his obvious transgression. My response? I had to ask what kind, because you know that's important. He said he didn't know (a good sign, real men never know the correct name) but did say it had bacon in it. Well with a big sign of relief I was happy to tell him that just about anything could be made manly with bacon. He was safe. But to really be on the safe side with future dining choices, he should always carry Tabasco Sauce with him. If you are ever in doubt of your food being many, all you have to do is whip that out and give it a good dousing, Tabasco makes anything manly.

And with that, I leave you pondering my first post. With luck and perseverance (and more Grey Goose) there will be many more to come.

Cheers!